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Tag: Funny

The Man Code
Filed in Funny by on June 14, 2013 19 Comments
The Man Code

This is a collection of rules that every man should live by. It originated in an article written by Maxim, but with some help from the valet boys (Vaida & Dodds) and now the guys at Mifflin, they have become law. The rules are to be followed at all times. They can only be changed […]

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Man Rules
Filed in Funny by on June 12, 2013 13 Comments
Man Rules

These are the Man Rules! Men are not mind readers. Learn toe work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl, if it’s up put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sunday sports, it’s like the full moon or the changing of […]

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Truths White And Hispanic People Know
Filed in Funny, Race by on June 11, 2013 21 Comments
Truths White And Hispanic People Know

But Black People Won’t Admit: O.J. did it. Tupac is dead. Teeth should not be decorated. Weddings should start on time. Your pastor doesn’t know everything. Jesse Jackson will never be President. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it’s a color. Church does not require expensive clothes. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown […]

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Truths Black And Hispanic People Know
Filed in Funny, Race by on June 10, 2013 18 Comments
Truths Black And Hispanic People Know

But White People Won’t Admit: Elvis is dead. Jesus was not White. Rap music is here to stay Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. Skinny does not equal sexy. Thomas Jefferson had black children. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller. N’ SYNC will never hold a candle to the […]

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Truths White And Black People Know
Filed in Funny, Race by on June 9, 2013 18 Comments
Truths White And Black People Know

But Hispanic People Won’t Admit: Hickey’s are not attractive. Chicken is food, not a roommate. Jesus is not a name for your son. Your country’s flag is not a car decoration. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter. “Jump out and run” is not in any insurance policies. 10 people to a […]

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What if All Animals Were Fat
Filed in Diet, Funny, Video by on June 3, 2013 18 Comments
What if All Animals Were Fat

This video is actually about fat African animals.  As I struggle along on this diet this reminds me why it’s important to try to get the pounds off.  I absolutely never wanna be chasing an antelope with that stereo typical African beat ringing in my years and end up doing the tumble weed across the Savannah.  It’s just plain embarrassing. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn_hkXjESdU [lightbox […]

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Everybody’s Talking About Prancercise
Filed in Diet, Funny, Video by on May 31, 2013 0 Comments
Everybody’s Talking About Prancercise

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew [lightbox href=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxu9I3U7QYg”]Open in Lightbox[/lightbox] Wait one second rewind that. Did she say is the she is Joanne Rohrback of “PRANCERCISE LLC.” She actually paid to start a Limited Libility Corporation for this idea…. What idea, okay you can start the video again and learn all about this spooky and goofy somewhat ridiculous aerobic routine […]

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**WARNING** If Cursing Offends Don’t Watch
Filed in Funny, Technology by on September 13, 2009 23 Comments
**WARNING** If Cursing Offends Don’t Watch

**WARNING** If Cursing Offends Don’t Watch I know this is old and many have seen it, I know I have, however they were talking about on TWIT.TV today and I think it is so true who can resist. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oo9gIUT1Y8 [lightbox href=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=”]Open in Lightbox[/lightbox] Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

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pnw webmaster horribly maimed when experimental web 2.0 portal goes buggy
Filed in Family, People I Know, Technology by on July 6, 2009 20 Comments
pnw webmaster horribly maimed when experimental web 2.0 portal goes buggy

details are still sketchy regarding this extremely disturbing incident which involved dozens of local residents, police and emergency crews, and a few lines of some very strange javascript code. authorities are still trying to determine exactly what happened at the groovytype lab located downtown. the primary question law enforcement as well as academia moguls want […]

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